Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 24, 2023

Abby, darlin’, if you don’t already know, then the answer is not hard enough.

A hard man is good to find.

My nickname is Woody.

“Let’s just say I have a good solid baton … and know to use it.”

The chaperone at the dance never had to tell them to keep 6 inches apart

Oh, a friend! What’s she like? Do I know her?

If he was a geologist, using the Mohs scale, a 10? But, cops always exaggerate, so, maybe a 2.

I believe you’re touching my nightstick, which can also be used during the day…

Nice shoulder patch

It doesn’t matter, just as long as something else is hard. And long. And thick.

Share the Love…( I own two Subarus) xD

LIEUTENANT: I’m sorry but my huge bazooms won’t let me get my head on your shoulder.

JOE: Hey! No problem! Not a problem at all! slobber slobber Most guys would find themselves a gal that didn’t have that terrible problem. You’re lucky you found me! drool

LIEUTENANT: You’re so understanding.

“Baby, Viagra wants me for the ‘after’ photo in their ads!”

He pushed her so hard she stumbled…..hmmmm

“Cialis is my friend.”

“Wait, what the heck is that sticking between us?”

Love cops don’t need a pistol in their pocket.

“Almost as hard as my…here, I’ll show you.”

He’s going to need more protection soon …

It HAS to be hard to be good