Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 20, 2023

Our food doesn’t seem to have the same effect on roaches…..

Her food has a different effect on her customers.

Even after eating Roz’ food?

Maybe she’s thinking of putting them on the menu..

you’ll have to wait till the clients turn up to see them

A Hungarian cockroach is telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do?

Budapest.

Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said the first cockroach. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere. It’s so sanitary that the whole place shines.”

“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”

How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. Once it turns on they all scatter.

“Really? We’ll decide that. What do you feed your roaches?”

And tasty, too!

Don’t bogart that roach, my friend.

Sometimes……..Roz likes to play dumb !

Roz knows more about infesting than investing.

They’re worried you are hurting them with your food…

Had an ice cream truck that used to come around.It played the song “La Cucaracha”. I always wondered what the Spanish speaking neighbors thought of that.

I would have assumed they were all dead from eating her cooking.

Share? I just lit one up…

“And the population is growing magnificently.”

He who wants to catch a Doper….. (finish that line!)

ba dum tss

For now, she’s worried they might eat some of Roz’s cooking.

The only time the cockroaches are bothersome is when they ask to see a menu.