Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 12, 2023

Rock Bird Fire. Bird picks the rock, rock makes the fire, fire cooks the bird.

Don’t try to explain it to them, Ralph. They would never get it.

Love Ralph’s comment.

Apart from an old Far Side, this was Bird Brains for May 31.

And has probably appeared elsewhere as well. It’s hard to come up with new jokes.

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock, … still rules!

Both win! It’s a Win-Win outcome: a win for all! Don’t change a thing.

Cue Hank Williams “You Win Again”.

Sounds like 90’s music.

And they both have no doubt they are right … no hunches about it.

I’m at a playground with 4 & he & another child just settled a dispute w/ rock, paper, scissors!

This is why I work with kids. And NOT adults! (They’re too childish)

Aw shoot, another tie.

Ye olde “fist, flat-hand, two-finger” game …!

( what came next? )

Win-win situation…