Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 19, 2023

Sumo rustlin’ in the wind.

That’s a hell of an overhead military press.

Ha! Keep holding that cow above your head! You know what they do involuntarily right…

…ooooooooooh, that’s… yep, that’s gonna leave a stain!

Got milk? Lol

Clearly not a Carnation contented cow.

Not su-moo rustling?

That’ll give the rancher something to beef about.

That’s a grand uddertaking.

I prefer “ground” beef.

Well its no longer ground beef.

The cow should be so excited it shouts ‘Waguuuu’.

Two things we learn here: 1) Upside down cows don’t show their udder thingies. 2) Upside down cows say “oow”.

Summo cumm latte.

That next step will be a heels over udder disaster …!

Methinks Something is rotten in the … www. topcartoons.tv/play/sumo-cow/

Kobi beef, the cow, wake up…

The invention of the milk shake.

That’s not something you see heifer-y day.

Can you moo Haiku?

He might have a career in Washington — he can certainly “throw the bull”!