Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 27, 2023

Cheney?

But returns and exchanges can be a b*tch.

In 2006 Berlin was starting to build it’s new airport. It opened about two years ago. They had problems with the shopping mall.

Robert Bloch: “I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar, on my desk.”

Yay, greed!

An allegory for the post-invasion Coalition Provisional Authority attempt to remake the Iraqi economy into a free-market libertarian utopia. See L. Paul Bremer.

Capitalism sucks, even in space.

Lunar colony shopping arcades are a science fiction trope. Does Orange Julius still exist?

Is Orange Julius still around? Ours closed many years ago.

They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot.

My childhood wonder of space travel has waned over the years. I’ll stick to watching science fiction. It’s much less expensive all-round, and nobody really gets hurt.

4th panel. Bezo “Bob’s” and Mark "The Master’ AKA ‘The Suckster’ Zuckerberg will have cords hanging of their bodies

Anyone that comes up with better jokes than mine, and as bad my jokes are, that shouldn’t be hard! Go Readers!