Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 03, 2023

The vet takes a pass.

Okay. Reflexes are good.

Tag. You’re out.

Rodney’s horse is Jet Li?

Never stand behind a horse you don’t know. You’ll end up just like him.

You might want to check the shoe on that other foot. It might be down a nail or two.

If I could just get my car to do that…

Okay, but where do I put the sticker?

Rookie!

Dangerous job, involving kicks to the head.

That’s a flexible horse, wow.

The poor inspector didn’t even get to the infamous tail pipe inspection. …maybe for the best.

Maybe the horse was getting ready to take a whiz.

Ouch!

Well, that was easy….

OK! Reflexes are good.

Is that bribery to pass?

Effective War Strategy!!!! Who cares what’s right?

You forgot to check its emissions.

Who said horseshoes are lucky?

Never let the horse see that the clipboard has dog food factory inspection forms.

One horse power does it again. Yip yip yip yip yip

Where does he put the sticker?

Packing some major horsepower there

You’re supposed to look at the horse, not stare at his @$$.

Ninja horse. Love it!

It looks like that horse might be heading for the glue factory.

Rookie mistake: Never approach from the rear.

Good thing he didn’t do the emissions test.

Now …….. That, sure is a swift kick …. :)

Never trust a vet who does not know where to stand.

He didn’t even have a chance to put on the sleeve glove.

At first thought I thought the vet got an @ss kicking but then it came to me that Rodney needed a fast steed for a speedy retreat instead. ;-p

Sir Rodney’s horse has some kick left over inspite of belonging to the timid warrior.

He’s from the DEV — Department of Equine Vehicles.

He’s expecting a kick back for the service.