Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 02, 2023

we all need such witnesses indeed….

you have the same revolving door courts that we have in the states…

So—is it back to the Rose and Crown for that worthless waste-of-oxygen, where he’ll get even more stinko and REALLY get arrested (or fall into the canal)??

So, drinking fifteen pints of ale will keep people out of jail? And here I thought that it was the other way around.

Some I haven’t seen before from Eldo. As to the theme, I’ll just have to toss a coin.

Andy, Andy, I’ll say it again, we thank God for good ale by not drinking too much of it.

But how on earth could he find the money to buy 30 pints to silent the witnesses? In his case I believe he’d rather do the time than spend so much money.

Drinking fifteen pints will have you spending time in the loo. Unless you’re in L.A. or San Francisco, Chicago, or N.Y. City, where you can use the side of a building or the sidewalk.

Four tossups and Percy in Hartlepool.

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An obvious witness credibility problem.

They were too busy running to the loo to take a wee. Dilly! Dilly!

Andy is a fighter and easily won the 15 rounds…

I guess you can say that…….

Mornin’ Cappers! Just a quick note to those who might be concerned that the GoatKomix Overlords & Arbitors of Good Taste might have banned me because I won’t be commenting for the next few days, rest assured ( or curse your luck ) no such thing has happened ( as far as I know ). The ole Capt’n and First Maite will be traveling up to the mountains for a few days or R&R, and I won’t be back commenting until Sunday or Monday next.

Enjoy your week and …

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Yeah, Richard E Nixon wouldn’t talk, either!!

It is time to FREE ELDO, you’ve hindered our humor long enough! While you’re at it FREE Eldo of the Future & do away with the goal!

Andy relies heavily on his ability to out drink any possible witnesses.

They could talk but in the “Gibberish” language.

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Whacker Nixon? That’s an odd name. I remember Whacker Nixon being referred to in a classic Andy Capp comic.

I think Mr. Nixon was looking for a paper towel or something.

Who paid for the 30 pints? Certainly NOT Andy.

FREE ELDO, ya tyrants!