Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 19, 2023

Why wait? Everyone knows it’ll happen later.

So Wild it needs a License !

They should’ve got that out of the way by now.

“Fine. I guess I’ll just have to hope for that whole Prima Noctis thing!”

Better not. The venue’s contact says that’s an extra charge.

So the wedding will just be yet another dog and pony show? Typical

“Boo hoo hoo … our first argument! Then I suppose I have to have on underwear beneath the wedding dress? But it’s tradition in our family to have “the deflowering” on the church altar!”

And after our vows I’ll go see Suzie for wild, hot sex.

[nsfw] Back in the day, actually observing the King and Queen getting it on was part of the ceremony….

On the one hand I say give the audience a little thrill. On the other hand, I say, that sort of thing can give a nice nest egg on certain websites if you keep it exclusive.

They specified a sex altar wedding venue in their arrangements contract. Wrong church.

Honey, if you don’t know by now, you’ll never know….

Quite clever of him to distract her by putting his left hand on her chin. Meanwhile, his right hand is involved in some hanky panky down below.

BILL: Tell me – are you and Fred having an affair?

SHIRLEY: I swear on the life of Fred’s baby that we are NOT!

BILL: ??? Fred doesn’t have a baby.

SHIRLEY: Give it 7 months.

It’ll be a wedding to remember. (for everyone)

She’s on his a-gender for tonight.

Yes it is!

This is where you say “I do too”.

As an ordained minister (Pastafarian) I’ll allow them to have their wedding however they want. May you all be touched by His noodly appendage, r’Amen.

“I did.”

Gives new meaning to Here Comes the Bride.

That’s what those in the comic strip trade call a “McEldowney Wedding”.

“After the wedding, everyone went upstairs to the Conception.”

“It it was a nice, normal Reception.”

“I must have been in the wrong room.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alYgMk58lv0