Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 22, 2023

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    Verne, you’re so wise.

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    At least we feed the bugs and bacteria. I’m good with that.

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    SmallMeadow  over 1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HlKpWdrq-4&t=35s

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    “But if there’s no afterlife, life has no meaning.”

    The fact that people keep saying this is actually more evidence that the idea of an afterlife was invented.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    Usually the train’s light is still on when it hits you.

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    Forest Dweller 54  over 1 year ago

    Been dead before, was at hospital and they overdosed me on high blood pressure meds thru my iv, ( they thought i was having a heart attack, I wasn’t) So as I was signing my release papers to go home I dropped dead for five minutes, no lights, no nothing, I flatlined for five minutes, I came back to life just before the paddles were going to shock me, I almost punched the guy out and told him to stay away from me with those things. I should have sued.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Is there really an afterlife or do we just decay? Great, now I’m existentially terrified.

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    “Not enough evidence, God! Not enough evidence.” I think the GQP is negative evidence.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No fear, and no beer? That makes no sense because the one thing I fear about the afterlife is that there may be no beer.

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    mordalo  over 1 year ago

    Clean Living approves of Verne’s statement.

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    epaphus8  over 1 year ago

    Verne’s final statement is a great summary of the last 5,000 years of religious philosophy.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 1 year ago

    “In Heaven there is no fear. That’s why we wallow in it here.” Universal truth from the mouth of a tortoise. (Makes me think of Terry Pratchett’s book “Small Gods.” Good reading.)

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    Bendarling1  over 1 year ago

    Nach Himmel es gibt kein beir darum wir trink es heir! One of the few bits of German songs I know…

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    bwswolf  over 1 year ago

    You mean the Bible hasn’t been banned ………….. yet ….. !

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    An “afterlife” is basically human vanity… “how dare something as great as me should end!”

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    ChattyFran  over 1 year ago

    What sort of reassurance is he looking for? If he believes in an afterlife, then he knows what to expect. Whether that actually happens or not is anyone’s guess, but a believer at least goes into it expecting angels and god and such. If he isn’t a believer, then he expects nothing, which is the most likely.

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    TIMH  over 1 year ago

    Work and pray. Live on hay. There’ll be pie in the sky when you die.

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    Baucuva  over 1 year ago

    In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink it here!

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