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Everybody thought the new Froglandian night spot was pretty cool. But the critics in the Froglandia F. Repress, the paper of record, were unusually harsh in their review on Monday morning after the Grand Opening weekend.
Are the friends black market, or are the bracelets? Which one was responsible for the ill-scented decent? If it was the bracelet, is that like the mark of the Frog or something. Does it portend understated kittenishness? I have been called a black market friend. We are unpredictable, but loads of fun. I neither confirm nor deny the presence of an ill-scent.
I know not from which medieval Spanish Apocalyptic manuscript you have filched the Maw of Hell image, with the Leopard of Heaven rescuing Adam and Eve from their eternal torment, nor does it really matter all that much. What is worrisome, rather, is that black-market friendship bracelet factory! Surely a sweatshop exploiting Froglandia’s newest immigrant population, not to mention tarnishing both the friendship bracelets themselves (through tawdry fabrication and substandard materials) and their consequent reputation! This is a blot on our fair Froglandia’s international image! The Froglandia Bureau of Investigation—yes, our own FBI— must put a stop to this pictorial pilfery and bracelet brigandage! Forthwith! So let it be!
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You now live in a beast’s mouth with rotten teeth, and you get NO friendship bracelets.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Thrown into the headless ballet dancer’s jewelry box in a fit of despair. Now a men cave dragon hold and lunge rights fill the air.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Put a merkin on King Richard the Nudest. Beauty and The Beast.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Seriously folks, this is pre Xbox, or Nintendo, set in ancient time…
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
Oh my goodness, Frog Applause has gone full-on Hieronymus Bosch!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Everybody thought the new Froglandian night spot was pretty cool. But the critics in the Froglandia F. Repress, the paper of record, were unusually harsh in their review on Monday morning after the Grand Opening weekend.
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
You shall rue for eternity your unwillingness to pay sales tax on friendship bracelets.
rastapopilos almost 2 years ago
Well, I guess there is an upside to going down to a hellish, ill- smelling place.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Feeding humans into the portal of hell’s creatures and torturous furnaces!
Bracelets, no earrings!
Linguist almost 2 years ago
St. Leopardosous the Lame freeing the tormented workers from the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
The frontispiece to the 1898 edition of the Bath Mat Factory LookBook.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Offbeat, Weird, AND Hellish too …! We’re now halfway there to “With six you get eggroll” …!
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Are the friends black market, or are the bracelets? Which one was responsible for the ill-scented decent? If it was the bracelet, is that like the mark of the Frog or something. Does it portend understated kittenishness? I have been called a black market friend. We are unpredictable, but loads of fun. I neither confirm nor deny the presence of an ill-scent.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
I kinda figured that friendship bracelet factories were in that sort of neighborhood.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
I know not from which medieval Spanish Apocalyptic manuscript you have filched the Maw of Hell image, with the Leopard of Heaven rescuing Adam and Eve from their eternal torment, nor does it really matter all that much. What is worrisome, rather, is that black-market friendship bracelet factory! Surely a sweatshop exploiting Froglandia’s newest immigrant population, not to mention tarnishing both the friendship bracelets themselves (through tawdry fabrication and substandard materials) and their consequent reputation! This is a blot on our fair Froglandia’s international image! The Froglandia Bureau of Investigation—yes, our own FBI— must put a stop to this pictorial pilfery and bracelet brigandage! Forthwith! So let it be!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…Coming out of the dragon naked…
…or Facing Grace…
…is the big attraction for many….
…exiting the dragon naked 234th …
…(some years they have to cycle through twice)…
…gets you a brand new car…
…well…
…a Prius…
Radish... almost 2 years ago
Capitalists at work.