Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 12, 2023

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You now live in a beast’s mouth with rotten teeth, and you get NO friendship bracelets.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Thrown into the headless ballet dancer’s jewelry box in a fit of despair. Now a men cave dragon hold and lunge rights fill the air.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Put a merkin on King Richard the Nudest. Beauty and The Beast.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 2 years ago

    Seriously folks, this is pre Xbox, or Nintendo, set in ancient time…

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    Oh my goodness, Frog Applause has gone full-on Hieronymus Bosch!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Everybody thought the new Froglandian night spot was pretty cool. But the critics in the Froglandia F. Repress, the paper of record, were unusually harsh in their review on Monday morning after the Grand Opening weekend.

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    You shall rue for eternity your unwillingness to pay sales tax on friendship bracelets.

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    rastapopilos  almost 2 years ago

    Well, I guess there is an upside to going down to a hellish, ill- smelling place.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Feeding humans into the portal of hell’s creatures and torturous furnaces!

    Bracelets, no earrings!

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    St. Leopardosous the Lame freeing the tormented workers from the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria.

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    The frontispiece to the 1898 edition of the Bath Mat Factory LookBook.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Offbeat, Weird, AND Hellish too …! We’re now halfway there to “With six you get eggroll” …!

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Are the friends black market, or are the bracelets? Which one was responsible for the ill-scented decent? If it was the bracelet, is that like the mark of the Frog or something. Does it portend understated kittenishness? I have been called a black market friend. We are unpredictable, but loads of fun. I neither confirm nor deny the presence of an ill-scent.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    I kinda figured that friendship bracelet factories were in that sort of neighborhood.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    I know not from which medieval Spanish Apocalyptic manuscript you have filched the Maw of Hell image, with the Leopard of Heaven rescuing Adam and Eve from their eternal torment, nor does it really matter all that much. What is worrisome, rather, is that black-market friendship bracelet factory! Surely a sweatshop exploiting Froglandia’s newest immigrant population, not to mention tarnishing both the friendship bracelets themselves (through tawdry fabrication and substandard materials) and their consequent reputation! This is a blot on our fair Froglandia’s international image! The Froglandia Bureau of Investigation—yes, our own FBI— must put a stop to this pictorial pilfery and bracelet brigandage! Forthwith! So let it be!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
    …every second Sunday in May they celebrate Burning Frog at old man Warner’s place…

    …Coming out of the dragon naked…

    …or Facing Grace…

    …is the big attraction for many….

    …exiting the dragon naked 234th …

    …(some years they have to cycle through twice)…

    …gets you a brand new car…

    …well…

    …a Prius…

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    Radish...   almost 2 years ago

    Capitalists at work.

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