Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 26, 2023

I can’t imagine Bung wasting even one ounce of booze!

I can’t beer to watch this!

Others before self….

The other glass Bung.

wrong glass

Should’ve been wearing his safety goggles, not beer goggles.

Why do they even put it behind glass in the first place?

That’s a good idea put alcohol on the fire. Surprisingly many drunks have done just that.

Alcohol abuse!

You broke the wrong glass

“Fire! Fire! There’s fire down below. Let’s bring a bucket of water, boys! There’s fire down below. "

Refill please! Yip yip yip yip yip

His bottle runneth over

Did you ever hear a story about a guy, back in the day when we called it 9-Eleven, who almost died because the folks helping him couldn’t find the number eleven key on the phone? I did, but I’m not sure I believe it.

Boy, he really Bung-led that one.

Wrong glass, Bung.

Can we say Anachronism? Yeah, I know, its a ’toon and this strip is full of them. Next thing we will see is an F16 in it.

I guess the hammer decided to vamoose in the last panel after Bung broke his bottle

Waste of good booze, use the hammer, dummy…

So many analogies come to mind

Why do they make you break the glass? Wouldn’t it be simpler if there was just a door with a latch?

Bung, you’re supposed to break the glass with a hammer, not christen it with a bottle!

Bung, that was a bottle, not a glass.