Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 25, 2023

They all just follow each other around.

What did you expect. There’re sheep after all.

Ewe know what I think?

That happens because the dog falls asleep while counting the sheep.

“ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴏᴏʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛs sᴍᴇʟʟ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ”

Love the red Solo cups! Universal sign of, "party over here”!

Overheard: “Ewe… she really said that?!”

I see they didn’t invite Mr. Wile E. Coyote… again.

Some folks just don’t know how to forgive.

looks like the majority of central Canada

No, there just a little sheepish!.

You can count on that.

They’re just trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

Silence of the Lambs??

That’s really baaaad.

As long as they all stay in an easy to observe group, all is well.

Want to liven things up? Yell “THE HORS D’OEUVRES ARE MUTTON!”.

It was a baaaaaaad idea for me to come!

Flocktail party.

a sheep party? – ah no thanks – we already have two of them in our country. both just trying to fleece anyone who joins

Must be allergic to wool.

try counting them

They’ve all flocked to the punch bowl.

Oh sheep!

This isn’t where I work – this is a dream. I had a hard time falling asleep.

thank goodness for the Red Solo Cup…(c’mon everyone! Sing it with me!……)

Matthew 25:31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

… he said sheepishly.

No offence? Why do people say “No offence”, then say something offensive?

I tried to figure out how many there were but I kept falling asleep