Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 22, 2023

Gary, Gary, Gary. We know that viruses don’t leap out of flat screens. Obviously a poltergeist.

It’s a poltervirus.

Gary, clean your hard drive!!

That’s the ghost of Mal Ware.

It’s a DDoS attack, Gary – Disturbing Demonisation of Software.

If it’s a virus it looks like Picasso wrote it.

That threat is actually pretty on-brand for both viruses and poltergeists.

Public hangings for those who write viruses to infect the internet1

It could also just be a Microsoft product.

It takes more than this to scar-y Gary!

I have always believed that computers are the work of the Devil.

What, haven’t you seen someone at a computer keyboard taking the Lord’s name in vain?

Even Leo looks a bit alarmed

Oh, look! It’s cousin Vernon!

Now THAT"S a virus……

Ok, so Leopold has some competition in making Gary’s life a living heII. That poltergeist better watch his back.

When Patsnozzle printed this for our computer room wall, it was waaaaaaaaaaaaay different colors. It’s still here. A warning to his widow perhaps? LOL. :)

P.S. — Anyone know anything about downloading Windows Office? I have to do that soon and I’m scared sh*tless! :)

A polterguist is the one that throws your laptop across the room. Most viruses just want money.

Jeepers, Gary! What does a poltergeist have to do to get your attention?!