Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 20, 2023

He’s lying on a table of contents. The anesthetist is about to administer an epilogue.

His contents will soon be on the table.

But you won’t be able to understand much of it, because our tests indicate that you have a very small glossary.

They took mine out at stroke of midnight, new years eve 1972. Man the doctors wife was upset with me!!!!!!

If you’d like, you can keep it, take it home with you, and see what it says – read it at your own pace in your free time.

But it’ll just bore you to death.

Stop before you get to Errata.

I played doctor with my favorite book and took out the appendix.

While he’s under, have the Dermatologist take a look at that thing on his preface. Doc’s quick answer was to leave it alone. In other words, stet stat.

OK – took me a moment…

I heard that it was just a finger injury: indexitis.

The operation will be by the book.

After we’re done, the podiatrist will work on your footnotes.

Afterwards, Pathology said mine was fine. They still billed me for the operation !

Took my wife to the ER because of severe abdominal pain. Turns out her appendix was ready to burst and they had to remove it immediately. BCBS didn’t want to pay for it because the blood tests showed that it hadn’t burst yet. Idiots.

Appendixitis??? Oh come on!!!