Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 08, 2023

In all reality , I’d prefer you call me Principal Moon ! Dr Pearl passed away suddenly yesterday and the School Board named me as the new Principal . Shocking news I know but we need to work together now.

P4 “Do you see that cloud of smoke and haze outside your window, Gil? It’s not from Canadian wildfires. It’s from all the vape stick addicted users that two of your players have been selling to in order to finance your athletic budget. BOOM!”

The Moonman returns to drop the Vape hammer on Gil’s idyllic world. Oh boy, grab your popcorn.

Moon is ready to squeal! About time!

Hah Hah!!! The Gap Band is playing their huge hit on Milford’s muzak system as Marty does his part to keep GilPa informed.

In all reality , suggestion to Henry , develop the vape storyline thats being laid out by your readers !

Gil’s pretty generous- Marty asked for “a” word and received three in return.

Awesome work with the funny comments today everybody. Kudos to you all.

Marty! Of course! – pulls whiskey bottle out of desk drawer and pours into his Gil cup- “care to join me?”

Not that generous considering the salary wasn’t all that big to begin with.

P1- “….all six dollars and fifty cents.”

P2- Unfortunately, early symptoms of CTE from all those years has Tays thinking that Gil is his father.

P3- Did Marty get that shirt and tie at the VT fundraiser? Hmm

Dr. Pearl is all, “Awesome. With the savings from not paying Tays that half of an assistant coach’s salary, we can now afford to get an electric pencil sharpener in the office.” And speaking of affording, you cannot afford to miss today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/08/man-of-many-talents/

That word is BOOZE! Next word: NOW!

P 4 (Gil): “…Moon…if this is about the vape ring, I already know about…” (Moon, interrupting Gil): “…No…it’s not that…Mimi is cheating on you with a woman…”

GIL cup ‘bout to exit through one’a them there winder panes.

And I wouldn’t have bum knees… or a half-dozen concussions…

When did Marty become a Person Of Color?