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And of course, a trip to Froglandia is hardly complete until one has sampled the local specialty, the Froglandic Meatball. Using a bacterial culture, pulped comix brush is predigested to be a nutritious and flavorful treat, similar to how cacao beans are turned into cocoa. This is dried into a coarse flour, and mixed with raw meats, usually squirrel or opossum, and regional seasonings. The result is a delightfully light and delicate treat, with a rich, meaty flavor, but which lacks the heaviness of most meatballs. Its somewhat chewy texture and low density has led many to describe it as “a delicious pool noodle” when served in a sauce with rice or noodles.
Today, I find myself in disagreement with our Queen of the Lame.
There’s a diametric functional difference between the two … Pool noodles keep you afloat, while Mother Teresa’s sacred meatballs are frequently used for ship’s ballast.
Friendly Froglandian Meatballs; related to various others, including Swedish meatballs, Italian meatballs, keftedakia and soutzoukakia, kofta, and many other ethnic varieties, which may be served on a bed of rice or of pasta. Available for visiting tourists at the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria, on the Sister’s Specials menu, “Saturday favorites”….
tudza Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tasty are they, them pool noodles?
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
Inedible but they’ll stop you from sinking?
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Ahhhh the life!
Both a thrill worth doing.
Sign on dotted line for getting this catered to your pallet, and the skinny dipping aloud. A double dip, flip off the side dish.
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*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
An Olympic event.
10’s scored across the judges.
The Japanese Judge said, “A real head turner”. Turning Japanese.
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
Swedish meatballs are generally made of PVC, not styrofoam.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s-a spicy pool-a noodle!
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
The Predawn Restaurant Critic strikes again!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Mama mia, thesa speecy spicy meata balls!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And of course, a trip to Froglandia is hardly complete until one has sampled the local specialty, the Froglandic Meatball. Using a bacterial culture, pulped comix brush is predigested to be a nutritious and flavorful treat, similar to how cacao beans are turned into cocoa. This is dried into a coarse flour, and mixed with raw meats, usually squirrel or opossum, and regional seasonings. The result is a delightfully light and delicate treat, with a rich, meaty flavor, but which lacks the heaviness of most meatballs. Its somewhat chewy texture and low density has led many to describe it as “a delicious pool noodle” when served in a sauce with rice or noodles.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Bocce balls with Marina over Al dente noodles!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…this is where an AI generator always fails…
…I mean, it means well …
…but, the state bird of Philly is a whale?…
… Frog Applause was a cartoon with Amanda Hugginkiss…
…Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ferris Bueller…
…DeSantis smoking a pipe in a dess?…
…meatballs > pool noodles?…
…Open up the pod bay doors, HAL…
…Dave’s not here, Man…
…no, I’m Dave…
…open up the pod bay doors…
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Today, I find myself in disagreement with our Queen of the Lame.
There’s a diametric functional difference between the two … Pool noodles keep you afloat, while Mother Teresa’s sacred meatballs are frequently used for ship’s ballast.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Another fine, yet lame, mashup …! Pass the catsupard ….
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
When you’re swimmin’ in marinara
And sinking is your derrière-a
Reach for Mystery Meata Balls!
When your feeling a bit peckish
And yearning for something delish
Reach for Mystery Meata Balls!
Forget the chewy pool noodles
Go for the best kit-n-caboodles
Reach for Mystery Meata Balls!
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Consumed in sufficient quantity will enhance buoyancy.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Friendly Froglandian Meatballs; related to various others, including Swedish meatballs, Italian meatballs, keftedakia and soutzoukakia, kofta, and many other ethnic varieties, which may be served on a bed of rice or of pasta. Available for visiting tourists at the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria, on the Sister’s Specials menu, “Saturday favorites”….
charles9156 almost 2 years ago
so this keeps one afloat ..
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 2 years ago
Fun Fact, pool noodles are just colorful, waaay overpriced pipe insulators.
They’re made on the same extruder machines.