Herman by Jim Unger for June 07, 2023

Have them delivered upside down.

Take this cucumber and shove it up there.

You don’t. You say it with cacti.

“Take this job and shove it! I ain’t working here no more.”

Send a rose bush with lots of thorns but remove all flowers and buds.

The man on the left appears to have eyes on his nose. Unless— unlike most of us— this guy has nostrils on top of his nose. Gads, the Hardy Boys had less interesting mysteries than THIS!

Throw them at his head!

Cactus.

Save your money….just send a singing telegram.

Lilies and black ribbon.

Play the boss the Johnny Paycheck song…Take This Job and Shove It

They don’t speak that kind of language.

I would say it with Toxicodendron pubescens.

“Take this job and shove it. I ain’t working here no more.” Johnny Paycheck.

Send him a blooming corpse flower… it reeks of rotting flesh and death.

They’re not in season just yet…..

“You DON’T! Let me show you some of our best cacti.”

Arrange the poinsettias in a bouquet shaped like a middle finger and attach a note saying, " “And your job too”.

Get them delivered by Johnny Paycheck

That really isn’t something you can say with flowers.

Try sending black roses.

Use poison ivy instead

Well, we can deliver them for you and…