F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 03, 2023

What to say? THAT is the neatest bite I have ever seen. Nice teeth!

Good Idea! You can pass it onto your decendents when you die for them to enjoy at a later date.

It must have been made before mankind developed edible food.

It will be even better after it’s green and fuzzy.

With some things you need to enjoy them now.

It won’t be the same in the future.

We saved/froze the top of our wedding cake for our one year anniversary. It was pretty dried out.

That’s what recipes are for.

When social media pics won’t cut it.

I’m sure the mold, mildew and other microfauna floating in the air will love this sandwich.

It’ll soon be green with envy, and molds and fungi!

If it’s from McDonald’s, it will be there for future generations. Documented proof exists.

Is that case refrigerated, or at least vacuum packed? Perhaps if the sandwich is irradiated, then freeze dried, then placed in a vacuum chamber?

Maybe he should just remember that recipe, then eat the sandwich.

He could taste the poison his wife put in it.

I’m sure it will look very tempting to the next generation after years of deteriation…

in other words, he didn’t like the sandwich you made for him