Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 31, 2023

Her: Make me happy, or else I’ll make me happy.

Just don’t say ; That’s a pretty Big Gun for a Little Girl !

I’ll take the “or else”. Too much drama for “happy”.

Silly girl! You don’t even have a pe*is to over compensate for with that gun!

His face tells her she doesn’t need the gun.

And here I thought that it was the male of the species who did all the shooting.

“You shoot or I shoot!”

Throwback Wednesday!

Buddy, you’re in trouble, this girl can use that gun. She’s not one of those AI girls with useless 6 fingered hands.

Some pretty interesting pictures in the Olympus Galleries (see page 10 of the original story).

He loves when she gets forceful!

Hard to perform with a gun pointed at me !!

Easy babe, my gun can solve everything….believe me!

She’d rather be under his gun.

How about I “BLOW” your brains out instead?

“OK, two nuns walk into a bar…..”

That is a gun, but she’s still happy to see him.

Time for him to get down on his knees.

“Okay! You can use my battery charger.”

Incentive.

I used to think that a girl with a gun was kind of hot. Boebert crushed that fantasy.

What about Grumpy? Or Sleepy?

Originally there were twelve dwarfs, until they finally got rid of Hungry…

I know exactly how he feels.

I’m here to prove that blondes don’t have more fun. Now, make me happy!

I’m Happy…

“Sorry honey, I’ve only got McDonald’s money and my Viagra pills just ran out. So go ahead and shoot. But first, is that Pedro Pascal behind you?” Grabs gun.