Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 31, 2023

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

The baguette is just there to keep you from wondering about the other arm rest.

The chair sets above the rest.

Held up for duct tape, King Kong you big ape, set me down. A baguette pizza for a peaceful slice not head lice.

…the new Ch-air from Acme…

…makes you feel like you are sitting on air…

…and it’s not just any chair…

…the Ch-air is made with hardwood made soft…

…by listening to Stephen Colbert…

… and participation trophies…

…it feels like all lives matter when you know that they don’t…

…the too long of screws poke you with the Froglandia Bathmat happy virus…

…aaah, now you know that the election was fixed…

…and the extra giant meteor isn’t heading towards earth…

…Ch-air…

…only $99.⁰⁰ a month for 60 months…

PEBKAC error

Momma Cass got fat

Nillson talked

Katy Perry walked

Frog Applause™ sat

“Then Melchizedek king of Salem brought out bread and wine …” (where’s the wine?)

The baguette has a lot of air bubbles which is keeping Missy aloft!

Maybe there’s a huge donut shes sitting on….

She’s just “resting her eyes”.

If she had more bread she could get a better chair.

Ce n’est pas une pipe!

with perfect hair

She’s sitting on the chair that prompted comedian Gallagher to ask “If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?” …!

( guilty of overusing this quote because I’m still wondering )

ah .. hiding!

The Baguette of Levitation, only available at level 3 or greater.

The suspense is killing me.

Is the right arm of this asymmetrical chair missing? Such one-armed seats used to be called telephone chairs (for obvious reasons). Why is the right fore-leg so simply tapered while the left legs flair conspicuously? Is the right -rear leg out of sight or actually wanting? The plump baguette (possibly an oxymoron) seems to serve no discernible purpose, despite the captioning that hints it may help with airy support.

On the whole, I’d say the lady has a Good Deal going. Cushiony seating, access to a phone (potentially), nice French bread to snack on all the while. Perhaps she seems a tad drowsy just because all is so very relaxing.

Is this not lameness made manifest?

Fart-powered hovercraft.