Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 05, 2023

If the Wizard asks him to, I’m sure Henry would breathe a little extra warmth into this memory.

Why is his wife looking scared? It is only Henry

It looks like Henry is good at his job.

But what if Henry wants to roll over in his sleep? Or scratch an itch? For it looks like a tight fit under that bed.

what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?

The creature from the black legume!

Reminds me of the Monsters Under The Bed in my favourite strip Calvin and Hobbes. I doubt that Calvin will ever miss the monsters under his bed.

I can hear her teeth chattering.

I don’t think Blanche has the same enthusiasm about it that you do, Wiz!

Now poor Wiz has a monster in his bed.

Since he was a kid the monster has been in bed WITH him. (Sorry Blanche)

Good monster ………

That sort of looks like Henry, but way to small. If it sneezes the wizard and wife will be airborne in no time.

. . . and in the closet. . .

How can you tell if there’s an elephant under your bed? The ceiling gets very close!

Warm memories indeed.

Imagination……

Henry’s gonna have some real dragon breath when he wakes up.

If Henry moves or sneezes, there could be major problems.

Henry isn’t a monster, he’s a pet.

Good times. Good times.

Wiz must have let the air out of Henry in order to get Henry under the bed. Yip yip yip yip yip

Hope Wizard has his wand with him …. he’ll need it when Henry gets up ….. :)

Your definition of monster may vary. I think it’s laying right next to the Wiz!

Wrong, it’s the monster in his bed…

As a child I was more afraid of snakes in the commode at night than a monster under the bed. My toybox was under my bed, and the monster had plenty of things to play with rather than disturb me.

How does a giant dragon, Henry, get under there?

How did you cure him? I just cut the legs off the bed. Now there is no space down there.

She’s dreading the Wizard saying to Henry: “Who wants a treat”?