Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 09, 2023

Let’s make a list of this UNICORN’S flaws: Bad at keeping secrets, cannot fly, brags waaay too much about herself…this could take awhile.

I could make jokes about how much of a prude I am… but, well, I can’t come up with one that I’m comfortable telling.

Reach? Marigold has a masters degree on the subject

… didn’t Phoebe once point out to Marigold that one of her nostrils is slightly bigger than the other?(When Marigold was having a crisis over not having any flaws…)

Marigold doesn’t seem to grasp subtle humorous sarcasm.

she’s so good at already just doing it that she doesn’t even see it.

Marigold IS the joke to end all jokes.

Someone is definitely reaching.

It’s really not, Marigold.

Neurotic and self involved? Reminds me of the characters on “Seinfeld”

Unicorn World Problems upon us again.XD

For self-deprecating humor you don’t necessarily have to poke fun at real character flaws.

“The greatest flaw is to not acknowledge having any.”

-Dryden

She has cute brow furrows though.

…Or it might be right up your alley.

Don’t worry, Marigold. I’m sure you have it within you. (You finding it might be another story.)

Narcissism.