Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 09, 2023

Self-help books for pussy-cats.

Cat’s already know this stuff. So these books are pointless.

About “how to kill a mockingbird”. We once lived in a state that had mockingbirds. They would actually harass one of our cats by diving at her. The other cats left them alone.

“50 Different Ways to Wake Up Your Owner Early”

For cats who were raised by dogs. They need to “Learn to Speak Cat” by Anthony Smith

" How to sleep and be in the way at the same time."

My avatar has read them all.

Cats don’t need help… as far as they’re concerned, we need all the help!

Maybe in another life but NOT this one!

Cats don’t need self-help books.

“Why 9 Lifes Aren’t Enough”

One of those is a real book. Although (if I remember correctly) its content is more about not worrying, and letting things go when your efforts don’t make a positive difference.

Eat and Grow Big.

Where is the catechism, for religious cats?

It has been years since I’ve had a cat … I have one meow …!

( it’s a trip )

My physics test as a boy of the ’50s was, “How to drop an upside down cat out of a second story window.”

Great! Lotta work in thinking up all those really clever book titles, I especially like the Mark Manson title. Thanks Dave…

Hmmm…how come Francesco Marciuliano’s cat books weren’t included? Or would that have been a “cat-astrophe”? d;o)

“Zoomies for Beginners.” :)