Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2023

Well, not everything. Like, why?

Breezy K-Pow. She had it coming.

perhaps former D.A. Dukes is still available.

Those two evildoers should be turned “Every Which Way But Loose”!

motive!!!???

Rip means right turn based on Breezy’s roling up the right sleeve

Rip will reveal all soon but, while we wait, let’s enjoy the chin music Breezy just tossed at DA Cain’s rotund face! Well deserved, I say!

Also, “Candy Cain”? Lol!!

I enjoyed the Eastwood reference in panel 4, but I would never think of Breezy as a chimpanzee…and neither will Rip, if he knows what’s good for him! Meanwhile, back to Breezy putting a beatdown on the crooked DA!

No one is above the law. BWAhahahahaha.

Rip, nice Clint Eastwood “Every Which Way But Loose” analogy. But somehow I don’t think Breezy needed it. The (former) DA is going to learn you don’t mess with Breezy. We know she will at least have a hard time standing. But will Breezy stop at punching the (former) DA’s lights out, or, will she include some stereotypical female fighting techniques?

This is going to make for some interesting case law.

Cain will point out that Rip didn’t have a warrant when he broke into her house, so she will walk because the evidence he gathered was tainted.

But her suit against Rip will be voided on the grounds of qualified immunity, since no court has declared that breaking into someone’s house to establish that someone who was supposed to be dead was actually alive was unconstitutional.

Rip’s revelation drained the color from her pursed puss!

Hoo- Hah!

Sounds like Breezy is going every which way but loose on Candy!

in case anyone wants to know by what Rip meant by “right turn Clyde”, it’s saying from nuke submarine crews to the diesel engine on broad. it’s needed to help restart the reactor if it has to be shut down.

This calls for pancakes. :)

ka-candy

Ka-Breezy! Ka-Pow! Ka-Justice.

“Left turn, Clyde”?

KA-LEFT TURN!

Good to see Breezy giving that nasty D.A. some much needed comeuppance.