Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 16, 2023

Stoop Dawg

Yeah like a few cats I know.

That is our dog precisely.

Be on the lookout. If you don’t, we hope you have a nice trip.

All my bad falls have been dog related.

I don’t shuffle around the house with my head down because I’m old and can’t see, I do it to avoid tripping over my dogs who magically appear in front of me every time I move.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Charlie Brown once said much the same to Linus about Snoopy, I forget how many decades ago: he was the kind of dog burglars feared most, because they might trip over him while he was asleep on a house’s floor. If I’m remembering it right, Snoopy’s reaction was to think, “It’s not nice to be so sarcastic!”

yeah, our dogs do the same here too. especially the cat. :}

I’m sure my death will be caused by a dog on the stairs while I am carrying a laundry basket.

That’s my old dog.

Or, maybe it’s dead and has diseases…