I remember Steve Martin’s Comedy is Not Pretty album involving a gag where he tells about asking his doctor to give him pain pills. The doctor gives him placebos, which make him “high as a KITE!”
We’ve seen this movie….. Hydroxychloroquine, Ivermectin, mainlining Lysol, anal laser injections…. Remember? There were folks yelling and screaming for these placebos as they lay dying of Covid. (Qualifier: Not sure if anyone ever screamed out for Lysol or lasers, but do know that the Orange Guy once threw these out as cures. So, it probably happened, right.)
Dr. Quatermass about 1 year ago
I remember Steve Martin’s Comedy is Not Pretty album involving a gag where he tells about asking his doctor to give him pain pills. The doctor gives him placebos, which make him “high as a KITE!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago
Those kids grew up to be adults who take placebos that make them think better.
SNVBD about 1 year ago
It’s a small step from placebos to homeopathy …
Funny_Ha_Ha about 1 year ago
Don’t take Placebo if you’re allergic.
Broacher about 1 year ago
Baby aspirin: gateway drug to ’cebo addiction?
Zesty about 1 year ago
Oregano, eh? Hmm… I wonder…
“Mom! Do we have any oregano?”
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Banana peels are so much stronger today than the ones we smoked back in the 60s.
Decepticomic about 1 year ago
I’ve been clear of the ’cebos for 10 years. Now I only drink healthy beer and smoke big blunts 2-3 times a day.
shw123 about 1 year ago
We’ve seen this movie….. Hydroxychloroquine, Ivermectin, mainlining Lysol, anal laser injections…. Remember? There were folks yelling and screaming for these placebos as they lay dying of Covid. (Qualifier: Not sure if anyone ever screamed out for Lysol or lasers, but do know that the Orange Guy once threw these out as cures. So, it probably happened, right.)
Hatfish about 1 year ago
More Dunning–Kruger-aid for you red-hatted hot-heads?
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Switch him to Obecalps./s
amaneaux about 1 year ago
“I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t make a difference.”
- Steven Wright
Hatfish about 1 year ago
Some fun ones over here:
https://upjoke.com/placebo-jokes
braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago
My doctor prescribed placebos for my hypochondria, but I don’t think they’re working.
Judeeye Premium Member about 1 year ago
No pets for the kid that was " licking a schnauzer".☺️☺️
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Even better than hyperventilating and having someone squeeze your chest.
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago
It doesn’t help that, these days, you can buy mushrooms in stores…right next to the olives and pearl onions.
GaryCooper about 1 year ago
They forgot to smoke banana peels.
Hatfish about 1 year ago
If you’re worried your anti-anxiety meds aren’t working — they’re not.
jpozenel about 1 year ago
Just say no!
grunthosss about 1 year ago
They should try homeopathy to treat placebo addiction
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
For those who are allergic to all medications visit a placebo hospital for all your homeopathic needs.