The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 16, 2023

Says the gargoyle

You don’t wear a mustache, Brutus, that’s the only difference. Or is your mustache that line under your nose?

Thus spoke Scarlett Johansson.

He walked right into that.

Brutus should be glad he never had to rely on the crutch of being drop dead handsome over the years. This begs the question: Is Brutus one dimensional, or is he just drawn that way. :^)

If you enjoyed this cartoon half as much as I did, then I enjoyed it twice as much as you.

Half as good as he “is” or “does”?

Vampires are not supposed to be able to see their reflection in a mirror. If Mother Gargle could, she’d keep her mouth shut about the looks of other people.

He uses reverse mort….eh aging.

Maybe if he bought a cool sports car.

She’s no Hollywood starlet either.

The ogress! Poor Brutus is misunderstood again. He just wants to age well and perhaps even gracefully.

Tom Selleck may have a great face, but noone beats Brutus for his good heart.

You know, Brutus, you may not be a Tom Selleck, but you are still quite good looking.

She’s always such a ray of sunshine.

at least he ain’t trapped in the tv. :D

Stretch goal.

Boy talk about serving up a hanging curve ball to the wrong batter! This is like Karinchak throwing one of his hangers to Jim Thome. This one’s on you, Brutus, I’m afraid.

Actors lie for money. And that is sad and a ripoff. Judas sold out the Lord for 30 pieces of silver. What’s your price? Ole Brutus prods on but trust worthy and faithful.

I’m close to his age and I only wished that I was half as good looking. However, I am jusr as charming, if not more so……

Tom was great in Quigly Down Under!!!

You may not be an Adonis, but at least you’re not celebrity scum hawking predatory loan products.

Old battle axe got her whetstone out.

Selleck is 78 years old. And still working. I am 73 and have been retired for 25 years.

Brutus, you should have know what was coming after you said that!

Brutus must enjoy playing the straight man for Mother Gargle.

Brutus does tend to serve up some high hangers.

If you can’t say something nice…

“C’mon Ramona” eructs Brutus, “you’re comparing a potentially delicious pear to a good reliable egg”…

♪ i never was good lookin’, but now i’m too old to let that get me down…

chris smither always has the right outlook… ☺