Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for June 20, 2023

This is Gil’s “good news” from yesterday? That the warden in Juvie is the same guy that they remember from the MHS shower room last year?

WOW! They doin hard time? Is Kaz refilming The Longest Yard?

My worst nightmare would be to be sentenced to jail for a crime I didn’t commit, then to find that the warden is my old PE teacher. In this case it’s coach Kaz.

Doubt that working at a Juvenile Detention facility will allow Kaz to keep up his penthouse lifestyle. Of course in the new GT world reality is just a myth and nothing has to make sense.

The good news? “It’s not half as bad as you see on TV.” The good news? “It’s almost half as bad as you see on TV.”

Now THAT was a quick trial.

Has anyone ever gone to jail for selling vape cartridges?

P 4 (Tobe): “… is your friend a girl?…”

P-1: Budget cuts at the Juvie Facility result in using Kaz’s U-Rent-It Compound.

P-2: We learn the Statutory Punishment for Vape Sales is…3 weeks???

P-3.5: That’s right…“HIT THE SHOWERS!”

“Get cozy???” And those are cell keys he’s spinning around his finger? They look like the key to my briefcase. And they need to do something about that fence.

No prior record, and they’re teenagers. Jail for selling vapes?

“Scared straight” episode coming up

P2: Interesting place to be doing some yoga, but it will help clear their mind.

GT version of Jake and Elwood. Who wants toast?

Anyone saw Bad Boys from 1983? Terrifying! Makes you think twice before getting in trouble.

Spicoli becomes a killer.

I really thought the part time guard was gonna be either Mike Knappe or Corina Karena

…and the different colored jump suits for male and female prisoners is a nice touch too

P1 – Is that The Avengers logo? Are we going to see Captain America and Black Widow and Hawkeye and Captain Marvel and…

P2 – It’s not so bad. It looks like they were placed in the Juvie Library. Checking out and shelving books, piece of cake.

P3 – Rod having to take a dump in front of ToBe kind of sucks, but they’ll get used to it. And speaking of used to it, you should be used to reading Mopped Up Thorp every day.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/20/about-to-do-hard-time/

Kaz better be careful with those keys and not leave them hanging around where Sacco and Venzetti can get them and bust out of Cellblock A. That fence, obviously made by the same company that makes the fences and backstops at MHS, ain’t gonna keep anybody in.

And, now we learn that “Milford Juvenile Sports Program Manager” is really Kaz-speak for being a screw in the slammer.

Jeez, I wonder if Meemaw has assumed room temperature yet.

I hope they get extended yard time to keep their baseball skills up for the playdowns.

MCY??

Coach Kaz is the guard?

P1- I hope that fence is electrified.

P2- Their new names are Mey and Ney.

P3- (ToBe): “C’mon, he said we should get cozy.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this is a dream sequence.

Gil transfers star players to Kaz for cash considerations just in time for the juvie playdowns…

Tomorrow they learn how to make homemade Hoo and store it in the toilet.

I’m assuming that Tobias and his pal are in a juvenile detention center (at least it looks that way), but why is Coack Kaz there? I though he was coaching at another school.