JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 16, 2023

Crunchy did well on clarity, no question of what he thought on the matter.

Poor Peterson. He’s so eager.

Some kids have nut allergies. But most kids don’t.

Some kids are born with no arms and legs. But most kids aren’t.

Nut allergies just weren’t a thing when I was a kid..

I’ve got nut allergies, too. I’m glad Crunchy is speaking for those just like me.

yeah, where is Joe?

Some kids are allergic to eggs. Some kids are allergic to milk products. Some kids have gluten allergies and the cones! That ice cream truck must be a stupid idea, too.

Those of us without the allergy should be given the option.

So SOME kids have nut allergies so NO kids get nuts. Is that the way it works? Dial 1-800-WAA-SNVL.

So, what, all the kids WITHOUT nut allergies get no Crunchy cone? Nice way to disappoint most of the market.

Are kids with nut allergies unaware they have nut allergies?

for crunch I prefer crispy rice on my ice cream, I don’t have a nut allergy but I just don’t like them. I also haven’t heard of anyone with a rice allergy (it probably exists but I guarantee it is WAY less common than a nut allergy)

Sometimes you feel like a nut…and sometimes you are the nut.

I don’t remember Peterson. What was the last story line he was in ?

I think that Crunchy’s point is that he doesn’t want his name associated with the allergen

Crunchy Granola Suite – by Neil Diamond.