Close to Home by John McPherson for June 23, 2023

Well at least you’re going in clean.

surprised they allowed you a towel…

Bleeb is already wearing his halo.

To boldly go where, no one has gone before

Final Fantasy

Apparently the others slipped at ‘Ross Dress for Less’.

I guess slipping in the shower beats:

“Hold my beer, I’m gonna try sump’n I saw in a cartoon!”

Green Plaid Alert! Everybody do a shot! (Preferably sump’n heavenly.)

I’m trying to figure out who St. Pe is, and if the place is named LEAVEN or something else.

Me? I was having sex with my wife. Too much umph.

I doubt St Peter is bashful, but I reckon the whole Adam and Eve fig leaf thing sort of bent heavenly ideals that way. I wonder how St Peter drew eternal ticket office duty?

I always get a ‘kick’ out of these St Peter as a gate keeper to Heaven. What is so scary is the amount of people who believe it to be true.

Hope they hand out robes upon entry….

Ah the ol “final destination shower trip” method from Death. Gruesome but effective

Bleeb is almost invisible in this one. Found him only by his halo.

It happened this-a-way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM9FQIvX8l0&ab_channel=JohnPrine

Might be glad he has that wet towel if he doesn’t get in…

Half of them should be in hospital gowns.

Let soap he still gets in.

So how did he get a towel?