Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 19, 2023

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Inspection Certification: Passed by Inspector #1.

Sire, you’re supposed to give a little advanced notice to the moat guards.

The dragons were given time to play in the water as you came out of the chute. You scared them.

You need a good bath as you now smell of dragon urine.

His Majesty looks flushed!

Will the King’s cloths shrink now that he got them soaked?

“Darn” thought the moat monster, “I thought you were breakfast. A bit of a small portion, though…”

Lucky for the king that the moat monster was able to recognize him and not eat him. Lucky for the rest of the kingdom? That’s debatable.

That and it allows you to beat the heat! (80 degrees right now, and the daytime high is expected to get to 104!)

I think it was a mistake…..King would never admit…..

Call it a water slide and they’ll be lining up around the block to try it.

The moat needed a good stir to keep it from getting stagnant.

I’ve rarely used those water slides in the various water parks I’ve been to. A soggy wedgy is just not worth effort.

Have to make sure that your moat monster isn’t hungry.

It’s NOT suppose to be fun though

Moat monster should have gulped the Fink down like the chicken nugget he is.

Now I’m thinking about wearing wet clothes and I hate it.

Well the garderobe is clean

Good thing the moat monster wasn’t hurting for a snack.

Poor ……………. Henry ….. :)

He’s just like King Henry VIII…

It’s a good thing that sewers haven’t been invented yet otherwise he’d end up right where he belonged. A strong sturdy cap was a must back then because waste including the contents of chamber pots got tossed out the windows and onto the streets.

Shouldn’t he have a petty trained minion ‘test’ the new trapdoor?

Early flush toilet

Someone loves the Fink.

More fun than ziplining!

Looks like fun to me.

No alligators in the moat?