Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 27, 2023

Wife insists on first class.

So we don’t fly…..

And you have to pay extra for the turnips.

Only with extra probing.

I recently few coach from Minneapolis to Seattle. Three hours, squished. I asked the attendant for a shot of heparin so I wouldn’t clot up during the ordea…I mean, flight.

Reminiscent of slave ships.

After last week, I feel his pain.

If you look at it “right”, he had quite an adventure.

We recommend Amtrak if they are going anywhere near your destination. 50% slower than flying, but 100% more relaxing.

I do remember when flying was fun. Then the race to the bottom began. And W created the abomination that is the TSA.

I’m soooooo glad I don’t have to fly anymore!!!

It’s our own fault. We purchase tickets from online comparison sites where the ONLY criterion is price. Guess what you get in return? Service where the ONLY criterion is price.

the whole experience is not that great even before you get on the plane (providing your plane is still on the schedule)

… that is stuck on hot asphalt for two hours while the driver sorts the turnips in order of height." :)