ONE MASSIVE LIFE-HACK: want to avoid fitness? Get yourself confined to a wheelchair from the age of 11(eleven) by letting doctors screw up your hemophilia treatments so badly you end up with osteoarthritis so bad you have knee contractures!!!! Sure, you’ll lose ALL your chances to get laid, but, at least, you won’t have to exercise EVER again!!!!(sex counts as exercise in this case, see? Just ask dr. Alison Cameron from the tv show, house, m.d.!) Dan aka….
It also helps if you do that in the late 1980s, (nineteen eighties) specifically 1988(nineteen eighty-eight), as the “last” day I EVER walked was December 23(twenty-third), 1987(nineteen eighty-seven), but, unfortunately, I’m no Malcolm, from Malcolm in the middle, so I don’t know what day of the week it was, sorry, but I DO KNOW I was born on Saturday, October 22(twenty-second), 1977(nineteen seventy-seven), at 11:58(eleven fifty-eight)AM, central standard time, just in time for lunch(something that REALLY annoyed my mom then and STILL does!(but, whether my sister’s or my “birth” story annoys my mom more we’ll NEVER know….))and I think, according to my mom, I asked for it then, and have continued to ask for it to this day!!!! Dan aka…
YES, YES, YES!!!! I FINALLY DID IT!!!! I “BEAT” BASILBRUCE FOR THE “UNSPOKEN” CONTEST FOR “MOST” POPULAR COMMENT OF THE DAY WITH OVER A DOZEN REPLIES!!!!! DAN AKA….
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
It’ll help you get fatter.
DanielRyanMulligan1 over 1 year ago
ONE MASSIVE LIFE-HACK: want to avoid fitness? Get yourself confined to a wheelchair from the age of 11(eleven) by letting doctors screw up your hemophilia treatments so badly you end up with osteoarthritis so bad you have knee contractures!!!! Sure, you’ll lose ALL your chances to get laid, but, at least, you won’t have to exercise EVER again!!!!(sex counts as exercise in this case, see? Just ask dr. Alison Cameron from the tv show, house, m.d.!) Dan aka….
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Better yet, set two goals, and then get enough people together to play a soccer game. That will help you get some exercise.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
The gym I go to doesn’t have any fitness classes. Where do you go for fitness class and what do they do there?
DanielRyanMulligan1 over 1 year ago
It also helps if you do that in the late 1980s, (nineteen eighties) specifically 1988(nineteen eighty-eight), as the “last” day I EVER walked was December 23(twenty-third), 1987(nineteen eighty-seven), but, unfortunately, I’m no Malcolm, from Malcolm in the middle, so I don’t know what day of the week it was, sorry, but I DO KNOW I was born on Saturday, October 22(twenty-second), 1977(nineteen seventy-seven), at 11:58(eleven fifty-eight)AM, central standard time, just in time for lunch(something that REALLY annoyed my mom then and STILL does!(but, whether my sister’s or my “birth” story annoys my mom more we’ll NEVER know….))and I think, according to my mom, I asked for it then, and have continued to ask for it to this day!!!! Dan aka…
Imagine over 1 year ago
Fitness classes, as in fit for office? Something many politicians, or wannabe politicians, obviously missed.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Pig doesn’t miss exercise because he doesn’t miss exercise…
Gent over 1 year ago
Fitness class? No no, you has to attend fatness class, Pig. The fatter you is the better you is for we. Yum yum!
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
Miss fitness class and you get a fat a##.
Knuckleheads Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, at least he’s committed?
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
This way you missed class and achieve a goal at the same time.
jel354 over 1 year ago
More time for cheese.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m into fitness, fitness whole Krispy Kreme donut into my mouth
enigmamz over 1 year ago
Where did the empty plate go in panel 3?
Doug K over 1 year ago
It’s good that at least some goals you set for yourself are ones that you are sure you can achieve.
leontineg22 over 1 year ago
I think the characters heads are too big right now.
iggyman over 1 year ago
It’s a goal!
iggyman over 1 year ago
Watch your weight, Pig, Hatfield is checking you out, be careful!
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Now I know how the strip gets it’s name.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Pig takes the easy way. Lazy piggy!
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
It’s a reverse psychology goal. If Pig’s goal is to miss his exercise class, then tomorrow he actually will go. And perhaps even participate.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Now you’ll feel better about skipping it.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
lmao
KEA over 1 year ago
I still think the best fitness regimen is doing actual physical work around the house instead of hiring it done while one is off to the gym
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
A substantial goal would work better.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Americans, we’re so jolly and huggable. Just another retired day of relaxing and eating BonBons, and I have Dibs.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
But there is no reason to miss it. I would add: …because I’ll be at the local donut shop taste testing cake donuts.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
I don’t care about fat-shaming. If I see a 300 pound person I’m thinking they’re in poor health
Daeder over 1 year ago
Then when you fail, you’ll feel better because you actually went to class.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Oh, believe me, I’m sure it helps a lot, Pig!
DanielRyanMulligan1 over 1 year ago
YES, YES, YES!!!! I FINALLY DID IT!!!! I “BEAT” BASILBRUCE FOR THE “UNSPOKEN” CONTEST FOR “MOST” POPULAR COMMENT OF THE DAY WITH OVER A DOZEN REPLIES!!!!! DAN AKA….