Close to Home by John McPherson for July 23, 2023

I’d would like to know how the dude got loaded and strapped down on a truck. Was he asleep ?

he hasn’t had a seat that crappy since he got the middle seat on a full Spirit Airlines flight!

Back seat driver

SO glad he had time to pull his pants up.

Bleeb is in the next john over…

He was almost SOL.

What a crappy situation.

“Relief” comes in many different forms.

The banging was the driver’s door about to fall off.

It’s a 2017 rerun, so I’m gonna get back to my book…”Granny Clampett Cooks”.

I’m teaching myself to whip up her Pickled Skunk Shank with Sow Belly.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Oooh must’ve been quite the bumpy ride

Excuse me! This porta potty isn’t grounded. Yikes!

I like the company name: Wizzard.

I wonder how long he was in there?

I like the company being called “Wizzard”

And the guy has two reasons to feel relieved.

Just picking up that Port a Potty would wake anyone up from a deep slumber what with all that stuff all of a sudden waking up lol

Wizard and Wizzered are homonyms.

It’s my potty and I can ride if I want, ride if I want….

Absolutely hysterical, I got a great big bursting laugh, made my Sunday, thanks John, you’re finally back on track…