Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 06, 2023

So we sadly DON’T get to see how Coach Luke is further breaking down and likely planning something supervilliany. Maybe a giant spider or some such. We do get back to the whole Juvie thing though so neat?

Sheesh. Next Thread — The Longest Yard?

P 2.5 (Kaz): “… Rodney is ok but Tobias has problems sitting for some reason…”

You have to go through a metal detector to get to the lawn, or maybe it’s a playing field, at the detention center?

P2- What’s in the bag Gil? File? Razor blades? Cupcakes? Some vapes to get the boys through these stressful times?

In all reality Gil, they’ve made a lot of new friends and a lot of their new friends have made them ,if you know what I mean !

P-1: or are you just glad to see me?

P-2: Sorry about that, Gil, but I know you.

P-3: Symbolism: Rodney mowed Tobi down, and now Tobi claims to have been raked.

Clearly Gil didn’t pack his golf clubs, which is a disappointment to us all.

Gil, Valley Tech made me an AD job offer.

“What’s in the bag, Gil? WHAT’S IN THE BAG?” And speaking of what’s in the bag, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is in the bag. That’s another way of saying it’s ready. I think?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/06/yard-work-in-the-yard/

Poor Rod. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a push mower that huge before. Normally something that big you’re riding.

Their yard is really a yard. Or Kaz has them working for Pedro’s Lawn Service.

P2: Kaz looking pretty smug. He better be careful or they’ll put him in the slammer for stealing some of Gil’s french fries.

Like others have mentioned, what’s with the popcorn bag?? Did the dudes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 call in sick??

“Oh, they’re out weeding the garden if you go down that hallway to where it says ‘Exit’. Now c’mon, Gil, let’s go in this Communist debriefing room and heckle ‘The Killer Tomatoes Return: The Weed-B-Gon Years’.”

These kids got locked up for reselling normal vape cartridges. Right.

“How are Tobias and Rodney doing?”

“Well, they’re still pretty horked off that they’re the only teenagers in human existence to serve jail time for a first offense misdemeanor for selling vape cartridges. Their lawyer must’ve really sucked.”

P1- Did they get those purple tires at Foxy’s?

P2- Gil brought his popcorn for the show.

P3- That mower has a bag attachment for the grass clippings, so why would ToBe be using a rake?

P4. Kaz: “OK, Tobe, now rake those leaves to the opposite corner of the yard.”

I mean, what’s the purpose behind P1? Like Gil is pulling a Rambo at Milford Detention Center

“Uh, Gil, you might want to put those machine guns away before you walk through the entrance. We’ve had a couple of incidents and everything’s on Red Alert.”

Or later on

“Hey. Yo. I’m comin’ for ya, no prob. Meet me at the storage shed at 0800 hours. Be there or be square.”

Today’s Theme Song: “If you Loofa Me, Like I Loofa You.”

None of the above would be allowed in.