Close to Home by John McPherson for July 08, 2023

“What we have here, is a failure to communicate!”

If she’s stays after you finish reading that. Then you’ve got a winner dude.

Sounds good to me.

Didn’t anyone watch the movie Terminator? I am not a fan of AI.

Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for the real thing.

Sounds more like a random word generator

Kind of easy to see just whose intelligence was artificial.

I’m getting kind of excited over those wedding vows.

Sounds more like Mad Libs

Have our current president and vice president both been using this AI?

Message to bride:

R. U. N.

Never let a guy write his own vows!

Just saw an AI robot press conference on news. Humanlike face. Spooky!! Creepy!!

While the groom discusses flailing “in fields of monkey jell-o” (lol), Bleeb is looking down at the hem of the bride’s gown thinking, “Dang, that looks heavy. I wonder if I can slip under it?”

I’m pretty sure he means every word of it, just not right this minute.

“… and when you didn’t file charges, I knew you were the one for me!”

Bleeb looks like he’s been into the champagne a little early!

In this case AI means Artificial Idiot.

“Shimmering goat lips” how romantic

We’re talking about vows?

We’re talking about vows?

We’re not talking about the ceremony!

I’d say a moron wrote those vows…

Dearest, your teeth are like the stars

They come out at night.

Either that or lots of weed. :-D

The velvet tongued groom sure has a way with words.

For all we know, that might have been better than anything he might have come up with himself!

Vows should never be written they should be extemporaneously from the heart!

I hope it was a private wedding and the wife’s parents were not there to hear the part about “together we’ll flail in fields of monkey Jello!”

Bleeb snuck those in there. That’s pretty hot stuff where he comes from. Her shimmering goat lips are waiting, Little Alien Dude! I’ll get the Jello. :)

Slide over a little, Bleeb, and you can pinch her butt!!!

Hehehe this looks like what AI is really doing

I thought it was a Mad Lib!

ChatGP does it again…

Most stirring words I’ve ever heard. Can I get a written transcript?

sounds good to me

And I thought the Song of Solomon had a lot of …er… unusual descriptions!!!!

Are you sure those weren’t the instructions for a “made in China” product ?