Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 29, 2023

Compromise: Put the swoosh on a tambourine.

Thudpucker always looks vulnerable, lost, uncertain, like a deer in the headlights!!!

I have to go X-crete about this joke on X-critter. But I love the rebranding joke.

(Just joking. Nuked my Twitter account months ago.)

Compromise: put it on the back side of the guitar.

Standard deal, the artist or band fronts the money and then has to fight the recording company for their money. Usually the recording companies lawyers win.

So NIke and so many other corps are in bed with the Chinese Communist Party today. Will we see a fresh Sunday offering from Trudeau attacking that?

Nah, the left really LIKES the CCP – - thinks their command and control system of oppression is a good idea for the rest of the world.

Jimmy has to organize the concert? What are Phred and his assistant going to do?

Very careful guys! Lots of forms just in case Jimmy reneges on the deal.

Some concert goers are going to be confused

Well, since there will be a “swoosh” on the tickets, the doors, the seats, the ceiling, the back of the stage, the front of the stage …

Nike Air Guitar

Removable static sticker.

They are trying to make Nike look good. Lotsa luck.

The latest hit song in Red China is "Tiptoe Through the Poppies With Me"