Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 11, 2023

Pancakes will forgive, but never forget!

Man, Rip is going full Dark Knight Returns here(minus the background lightning).

What? Me thoughts it was something else your was talks abou…ohjustforgetsaboutit.

Is there a missing episode? I can’t quite follow the story arc, unless the audience is to fill in the missing cheat.

It must be hell for Rip when he’s traveling in the southern United States. Nothing but waffle houses as far as the eye can see!

Oh the cruelty of wanting waffles and still in love with pancakes!!!

“Torn between two lovers…”

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

They must have floated into the Surreal Sea.

ka-eggo

Breezy will be ecstatic to hear about your waffle dalliance, Rip.

KA-GUILT!

There are worse things than waffles. (Dare I mention kale?)

Liking both waffles and pancakes? That’s as KA-razy as liking both the Stones and the Beatles!

Asking forgiveness from something that you devour?

From his open mouth images, when did Rip lose his teeth? Oh yeah, I forgot; he eats pancakes. I would guess you can pretty much gum those.

Waffles? French toast? Pancakes? All are good. Pancakes are easiest to cook. Done deal. Bring on the butter and syrup!

I’m really not happy with this iteration of Rip…..bring back Harley