Close to Home by John McPherson for July 18, 2023

That might stop tardy parents.

may I suggest knives?

Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught how to swear

Bleeb took a holiday? Oh, wait, he’s there in the clay!

And we’ll throw in some glitter for good measure.

“You’re a half hour late… DayCare is at your house tomorrow!”

Great idea, day care!!!!

The smile on the teacher is what really got me.

Revenge is …well, messy!

Bleeb is indulging his artistic side.

“Modern day problems require modern day solutions.”

Wet Clay, Schmet Clay, if you want a real threat allow them to play with finger paint instead.

I saw a sign on the Kawaru river bridge bungy jump saying “Children left UNATTENDED will be sold to the circus”. I suppose clown have to come from somewhere.

Throw some glitter on there!

Did that GLOP land on Bleep?!!

Sunshine Daycare is big on motivating punctuality.

Chances are they will only be late once.

The Sunshine Daycare sign looks like a frown with frustration coming off of it. Good. No, Bleeb, this is NOT like mud wrestling!!!! :)

Sometimes it seems people are often late for just about anything. And it’s like expected.

The only reason I’m able to write this is because I am actually late for my own funeral.

Just Kidding! :)

An added incentive to be punctual….

“And no, we do not have any trash bags for them to sit on in your car.”

What on Earth!

Look how happy the kids are!!!

Parents who can’t tell time, or don’t think you have a life, are quite common these days.

Surely this is why Play-Doh was invented X’D