Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2023

Quit tailgating!

Wow! I got a kick out of this one….

Is this a “blood” horse…or could it “pee” a crossbreed of horse and dog?

Hmm. Another reason not to have AI in your car (or at all). You annoy your car, it comes for you.

It’s kind of a kicking reflex.

If I were owned by Rodney, I’d be a little cranky too!

There’s a rein of terror going on here. After all those Wizard of Id strips in which carriages aren’t actually attached to the horses supposed to be pulling them, now we have riders who can direct their mounts thanks to a simple loop of cord draped around their necks.

If it makes me horse to keep denouncing these problems, I’m gonna go on demanding that the cartoonists show some hoarse sense.

Stay 10 paces behind!

Need a horse with adaptive speed control. Automatically keeps your distance.

Aren’t you supposed to put a red bow on the tail of horses like that?

At least his horse is willing to attack.

I was thinking more of a bladder problem or perhaps gas.

Ew, David.

Horsey needs to chill.

Never saw a horse do that before?

My mare kicks tail gators with both feet.

Watch that “Tail gating”

Trying to mimic what he saw a dog do.

“If you can smell this hoof, you’re too close!”

It’s the horse equivalent of flipping the bird.

Could be an old age problem.

You tailgate and she thinks you got something else on your mind…

Christine was the first car with AI and built in road rage?

Some get edgy when you follow too close.

I heard about a horse that won a lot of races on just three legs -

He used his fourth leg to trip the other horses.

Ears should have been pinned flat back!