Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 19, 2023

Because you’re you.

Good one, Cynthia. Irony has its place, and that’s as good of a place as any.

Sent to the Principal’s office for that? Regardless of reputation, not fair to Cynthia.

People can fly. They need to use machines to accomplish it.

“Not exactly.”

Approximately?

OK, so who’s the newspaper humorist she stole it from?

I wonder if the teacher is a follower of Joel Osteen.

I miss The Style Invitational.