The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 31, 2023

you can challenge her but you can’t beater Moses!

“Fine, you can ship out from Hamilton Beach.”

He just needs to whip ’em into shape first.

Those Eggyptians were really beating on those Hebrews!

They scrambled to leave Egypt.

A true eggsistential crisis.

Pharoah nuff.

“Omelet-ting you go. "

The “hieroglyphs” are the funny part.

I am a beaten man… er, egg…

Nope, nope, nope, that’s just too much of a stretch.

He wants to go where the sunny side is up.

The Pharoah’s name was “Egg beater”

They will be beaten and whipped!

Moses thanked pharoah for giving his people new job skills. Pharoah said “Beat it!”

That must be King Beats-a-these a Second on the throne, there.

He took a big whisk, showing up there.

Hence the slogan, “Leggo my Eggos”

Beat it, egghead!

That does it! No more coddling.

Freedom for frittatas!

He didn’t so much beat them with a whip, he beat them on a whip setting.

Up next: the cracking of the first laid.

If I never saw anything kosher, this is it. One uses a simple spatula to be whipped.

Moses ain’t afraid, he’s hard boiled.

Funny

Pharaoh was still upset that his main egg, Moses, was poached.

All part of a complete breakfast.

yeah, be a good egg and set them free…

Talk about a pampered chef!