FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 18, 2023

Nowadays it probably goes like this:

“Welcome to the mall!”

“The internet’s out at home, so I figured I’d hang out here.”

With all your friends. The same friends that would be hangin’ with you at the mall.

which currently looks like her brother. sad. kinda the story of MY life.

Oh crud. Now it looks like I’m looking for pity. Make the insanity STOP !!

What is the mall of which you speak?

I love hanging out at Amazon…but my wish list is getting a little insane…

Amazon closed the mall.

Amazon’s first customer. And so, it begins.

Last year on Black Friday I’d sign into Amazon every few hours to snag a lightning deal then go back to sleeping off my turkey dinner. I kept thinking how much more civilized it was.

There’s still a mall near me, but it’s a little on the small side.

I’m so old I can remember when Amazon just sold books!

I remember when Amazon meant a rain forest.

Not exactly the same. Is it?

Can remember when Amazon was just starting out on the ‘net’ and what you could find on it. How times have changed.