FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 30, 2023

what’s stranger is that Jason isn’t in the trash along with it

And why didn’t they throw out your sweater with it?

You game your way, Roger. Let Jason game his.

I’ve come to realize that if football teams would just listen to the commentators instead of their coaches, they would never lose a game.

Yeah – that should go into electronics recycling!

Some months ago I encountered a “cable TV” box in the paper recycling bin. At first I figured I’d take it to electronics recycling, but then I realized it probably belonged to the telecom company. So I returned it to one of their storefronts.

Can’t believe it took that long to do it. And Roger no less.

Not to worry, Jason will get a better system and start playing “Doom”

What was that about video games distorting one’s view of reality.

did they make a Madden game for N-64?

A good cheat code would help, too.