B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 24, 2023

let’s be real; she wouldn’t have thought about being with you even if you had wings

Less shimmy, more shaka-shake.

Should have thrown in a Ko Ko Bop or two.

In other words, get out of here snoopers!

I think it was that ‘shim’ in the middle there that threw the game. The snoop was just the excuse.

Now we know why the apteryx went extinct.

Stop complaining, he didn’t even put you on Tik Tok.

sure…blame the watcher!

If I got drunk enough, I could probably do that too. I doubt it would attract a mate, though.

Always blame……

i’m all shook up

Poor, guy bird. One consolation though. That black duckling chick isn’t the prettiest swan I seen either!

Now Extinct

Inspiration for (or inspired by) the Elaine dance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM

An early Soul Train dancer.

Huh?

An non mateing dance….

Time to invent the Tango

If only he had blue feet to flaunt! (ahem)

Stop interrupting his mating dance.

Alas, bird watching just ain’t what it use to be. – Lio

Another anachronism. Binoculars were not invented until 1823.

Al, the stork, picks the wrong species, a crane, again!

“I’d like to thank the guy

Who wrote the song

That made my baby

Fall in love with me

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram

In the rama lama ding dong?" – Barry Mann, 1961

Meh…

This reminds me of a cute video I saw many years ago of 2 polar bears who were ready to mate, spotted a bot drone that was video recording them and hid behind a big mound of snow, or a rock or something.

That explain the long neck on this bird. Can’t do the shimmy shimmy without it!

We see here the primordial birder intently watch avian rituals.

Mating dances work better if one can dance.

I think that’s called a mercy kill.