Strange Brew by John Deering for July 28, 2023

Quick, show them to the buffet – their eyesight is not so good, but their appetite is.

If you don’t let them eat there, they might just eat you instead.

Better yet, show them to the dumpster out in the back!!!

Take them to the kitchen and turn them into shark steaks.

They came in a 1980’s Ford Granada.

That’s the last time they play the Jaws theme in the background! :D

Timely: it’s Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. Coinkydink? I don’t think so!

Seems they’d prefer the Seal-food Buffet.

The special today is boats.

If you’ve ever go to a buffet, you’ll see a lot of great white wannabes.

Where are their MAGA hats?

Shark week is almost over. Hooray!

Aw, don’t be cold-blooded.

Shoo them away.

Diners in a frenzy eat first!

I’ve been to an all you can eat buffet, but never to an all you can eat seafood buffet. Now I’m hungry and jealous.

We’re going to need a bigger gravy boat.

They’re not actually there for the buffet, just the extra diners at the buffet.

You’re going to need a bigger buffet!

Good evening. Frenzy for two?

We loose more waiters that way.

Put them on the menu.

Land sharks!

Man…those are some big Jaws!