Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 02, 2023

The leading cause of divorce is marriage.

Biggest scam on the planet…

Hmm, looks like Christopher Walken could play him in the movie version. I do like the canards (stabilizing fins) on the white drag racer.

It sort of makes sense. It is hard to get divorce work unless people get married in the first place. Then nature takes its course as women discover some of us men aren’t that great prizes.

(Not me of course, but some of us.)

Everything fair in love war and divorce eh.

Someone said that we should take marriage seriously because it must last all the way to the divorce

Honey, why are you still subscribed to that rag?

In case, dear. Just in case.

Ain’t love grand? As in 10 grand?

Hallmark and American Greetings are missing a big opportunity: they could have a whole line of cards saying “Happy First Marriage!” I personally call them starter marriages.

EVERY BIG BOSS I’VE EVER HAD: I COULD REPLACE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

ME: Is that you, Boss? Can I wipe first?

I just recently watched an old, funny Terry-Thomas movie called “Kill or Cure”, where he had a posh-looking photography shop, whose window advertises “Weddings A Specialty.” The less conspicuous window of the second-floor office above, offers his services as a Private Detective and adds a single line beneath: “Divorce A Specialty”… ☺

The purpose of a newspaper is not to tell the news, it is to sell advertising.

Love is a many splendid thing

Love is grand. Divorce is ten grands.