Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 31, 2023

Sex sells, but you can get it free online.

Hiss and tell

I hope so, but the bums on the other side of the debate probably won’t let it happen.

AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, BRING IN PARKER… HE’S CLAIMING HE GOT PICTURES OF THAT MENACE, SPIDERMAN!!!

And lots of nudity!

At least, get them to report news without bias! How we miss you, Walter Cronkite.

Calling Peter Parker.

From your keyboard to the FSM’s orecchiette.

I like where it’s heading

And tell the press room to order a supply of brown paper wrappers.

Sadly, this describes the state of modern journalism. Gossipy celebrity stories on the front page. We are in awe of Taylor Swift’s concert series or Beyonce’s wardrobe, it’s on the front page or lead story on TV ‘news’. While you’re at it throw in some cute pet pictures for section B. Yet, there is very seldom serious reports of what is going on with the world.

i’ve seen that artwork before…like the original in 1964

So, forget Spider-Man, Parker – think News of tne World!

FRED: I WANT “THOSE” PEOPLE OUT OF MY APARTMENTS!

ROBERT: We can’t do that, Dad! They pay on time and it’s illegal.

FRED: IF YOU WON’T DO IT, I KNOW WHO WILL – GET IN HERE DONALD!

Sure chief, I know where to look……my bedroom!

Sorry. The Post took it with 2 French bulldogs making kissy while leaving their spacecraft.

“perverse partisan politics” The best descriptive line I’ve read in years.

maybe if we had more perversion politics’d be more interesting… ☺

Is that Jonah Jameson????

Who would make a better “dirt” reporter? Peter Parker or Clark Kent?