Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 29, 2023

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    C  11 months ago

    The fourth wall, where humor goes to die

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    Wilde Bill  11 months ago

    After you consume the marshmellons, you will sing “Row, row, row your boat”.

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    Digital Frog  11 months ago

    At the rate Bung usually drinks, I would think it dangerous for him to be so close to an open flame.

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    oldthang  11 months ago

    I don’t understand this one.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    “Your foot is on fire”

    “Oh yeah. Your foot is on fire!”

    “OK. Now what was my line after that again?”

    “You’re supposed to say: Then we probably should be doing something other than roasting these marshmallows.”

    “Ah, right. Can we start over?”

    “Why bother. Let’s just finish roasting the marshmallows and call it a day.”

    “You do know these are fake marshmallows, right?”

    " Oh right. I keep forgetting that."

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    DaveG1960  11 months ago

    For a second I thought he was on an old TV programme….

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    littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    Sitting around the campfire with the family, roasting hotdogs You’d better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.

    Because then it would be ….. a chili dog.
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    littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    Why does it only take one match to start a forest fire,

    but a whole box to start a campfire?

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    You didn’t hear the director call “action”, Bung?

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    William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago

    No. But George Gobel is on!

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    rmercer Premium Member 11 months ago

    This was it…

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Must be getting old……er!

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    Take it up with Parker and/or Hart, Rod.

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    kucpa Premium Member 11 months ago

    Your line is, “Oh! We’re on! What’s my line?”

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    macheath48  11 months ago

    I was thinking that the one on the left was the Court Jester who got some sort of signal that it was time for him to be amusing but he needed help to remember what funny thing he was going to say. Too bad the strip today was not funny.

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    Punctuation is important!

    Oh! We’re on! What’s my line?

    Oh, we’re on “What’s My Line?”

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    petermerck  11 months ago

    Did you get Sundays script to see if you’re in it.

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    Amra Leo  11 months ago

    CUT!

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    T...  11 months ago

    Cartoon Saturday break, NOt…

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    B UTTONS  11 months ago

    Sorry Bung. Writer’s strike. You’re in hiatus.

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    dogday Premium Member 11 months ago

    Very pretty artwork!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago

    Apparently you don’t get Saturday off, but maybe Sunday?

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