Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 15, 2023

Snoopy has the right idea!

Instead of a hockey fight, you have a hockey make out.

To Lucy, more kissing means more punches thrown at the kisser.;-D

Curious that she doesn’t scream about dog germs like she did when he kissed her over Schroeder’s piano.

CTEs!

Most sports were intended to be rough. Back in the day, all they wore was a leather head covering. Now, they get paid so much and wear so much it’s ridiculous. Back then, they didn’t even get paid. Bunch of wusses.

Better to “SMAK” than to smack?

Morgana? Is that you?

Um… Alright. You try that and see how it goes.

That’ll create more violence.

You want to see violence in sports? So did the Romans.

All you need is love! Snoopy has the right idea!

Make love not sports?

Is Lucy blushing?

SMAK !

Lucy didn’t panic at all.

There might be more violence in the locker room later…

Snoopy has always had a soft spot for Lucy.

“Lips that have touched dog lips shall never touch mine”.

Anyone remember Morgana the Kissing Bandit and Pete Rose?

Okay, so we know there’s no crying in baseball, but kissing?

Kissing is okay but we don’t want to look like we are in the Navy

That might work in San Francisco.

Please don’t give them ideas!

Keep it shy of Nose Booping. We don’t want it to escalate.

Make love, not war.

Dog germs?

“Poor sweet baby…”

That might work.

This would get Schulz canceled today.